Directory
Departmental directory
Allocation is determined by the category you select on Form WO-1. Departments do not accept direct correspondence; all matters must be registered in the usual way.
Office of Unanswered Communications
Messages sent and not answered, messages received and not answered, and messages composed but never sent.
Historical Embarrassments Division
Incidents concluded long ago that continue to be reviewed involuntarily at night.
Employment and Workplace Matters
Meetings, appraisals, ambiguous calendar invitations and colleagues who reply 'noted'.
Weddings, Events and Weather
Arrangements dependent on the cooperation of other people or the atmosphere.
Pending Decisions Directorate
Matters where somebody else holds the outcome and has not yet released it.
General Overthinking Department
Everything of a routine nature that does not fall within the remit of another department.