What are you worried about?
Whatever it is, it has been on your mind long enough. Hand it over to The Worry Office.
One worry. Officially off your hands.
- Registered under a formal case reference.
- Assigned to the appropriate department.
- Certificate issued by email within minutes.
The Worry Office is not part of the government. We simply share its confidence in forms.
Matters within our jurisdiction
If it keeps returning, it qualifies.
Illustrations of the everyday concerns the Office is willing to take custody of. These are examples only, not submissions received.
MATTER
Will it rain on my wedding day?
MATTER
Why haven't they replied?
MATTER
What if I don't get into university?
MATTER
Did that email sound rude?
MATTER
Have I chosen the wrong kitchen colour?
MATTER
That strange thing I said in 2017.
The procedure
It has been on your mind long enough.
01
Tell us
One sentence. The thing you keep returning to.
02
We file it
The matter is registered and assigned to the appropriate department.
03
Stand down
You receive an official certificate. We take it from here.
Departments
Your matter is allocated, not merely received
Every concern belongs somewhere. The Office will determine where yours should be filed.
- Office of Unanswered Communications
- Historical Embarrassments Division
- Employment and Workplace Matters
- Weddings, Events and Weather
- Pending Decisions Directorate
- General Overthinking Department
The Office is open
Still thinking about it?
That sounds like our department.
Referrals
Know somebody worrying professionally?
The Office accepts referrals. Nothing about your own transfer is included.